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Proud to be Canadian

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Forget rednecks…

Here is what comedian Jeff Foxworthy
has to say about Canadians:

If someone in a Home Depot store
offers you assistance and they don’t work there,
You may live in Canada.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada.

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If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada. Continue reading ‘Proud to be Canadian’