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Conspiracy or Coincidence? Lincoln & Kennedy

I am not a big fan of conspiracy theories, but every once in a while a fun one crosses my desk and is worth sharing. This one was totally new to me. Enjoy!

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Conspiracy or Coincidence? Lincoln and Kennedy

Great Sayings According To First Graders

I recently blogged about great quotes and our mothers’ wisdom. This one builds on that theme with a little more humour…

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1 Don’t change horses until they stop running.
2 Strike while the bug is close.
3 It’s always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
4 Never underestimate the power of termites.
5 You can lead a horse to water but How?
6 Don’t bite the hand that Looks dirty.
7 No news is impossible
8 A miss is as good as a Mr.
9 You can’t teach an old dog new Math
10 If you lie down with dogs, you’ll stink in the morning.
11 Love all, trust Me.
12 The pen is mightier than the pigs..
13 An idle mind is the best way to relax.
14 Where there’s smoke there’s pollution.
15 Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
16 A penny saved is not much.
17 Two’s company, three’s the Musketeers.
18 Don’t put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
19 Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose.
20 There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
21 Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
22 If at first you don’t succeed get new batteries..
23 You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box
24 When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
25 A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
26 Better late than pregnant.

How many zeros in a Billion?

As I mentioned at the end of last year, I am going to be posting more fun and funny stuff on this blog – they won’t be competing with my Wizard’s Wisecracks, but will nonetheless get you to laugh out loud and hopefully get you to forward the link to friends…

This one was sent to me from a friend in Canada, but is still hilarious regardless of where you live…!

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