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Van Gogh Family Tree

Today’s post is Van Gogh’s Family Tree in a way you may never have seen it. There were a lot more members than you’d think!

His dizzy aunt
——————————————Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes
————————–Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store
———————————————–Stop n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia
—————————————–U Gogh

The cousin from Illinois
———————————————— Chi-ca Gogh

His magician uncle
—————————–Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin
———————————- A mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother
————————————————— Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach
————–Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle
——————————— Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt
——————————————— Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle
———————————-Fla-min Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst
——————————– E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin
———————————-Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking —————- Way-to Gogh

The little bouncy nephew
———————————————————– Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco
——————————– Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van (you guessed it!)
——————————–Winnie Bay Gogh

And there ya Gogh

We oughta be able to locate more of his relatives. For example, I just met a distant relative working on the docks ——-Car Gogh

And a painter ——-Fres Gogh

A slippery member of the family—–Cris Gogh

His married sisters——Erin Gogh-Bra, Heidi Gogh-Seek and, Happy Gogh-Lucky

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