Tag Archive for 'Joke'

Doctor Of The Year

Today’s post is an interview with the Doctor Of The Year, Dr Kno Mak Cens. Q: Doctor,  I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; […]

Sales Lesson

Today’s post is essentially a joke, but there is a great SALES LESSON in it that I thought I would share with you.

How to Fix The Economy In One Step

This suggestion from a worried American – he suggests patriotic retirement: There are about 40 million people over 50 in the workforce – pay them $1 million apiece severance with the following stipulations: They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed. They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered – Auto […]

How many zeros in a Billion?

As I mentioned at the end of last year, I am going to be posting more fun and funny stuff on this blog – they won’t be competing with my Wizard’s Wisecracks, but will nonetheless get you to laugh out loud and hopefully get you to forward the link to friends… This one was sent […]