Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today…
> The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1992.
> They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
> The CD was introduced two years before they were born.
> They have always had an answering machine.
> They have always had cable.
> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
> Popcorn has always been microwaved.
> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
> They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.
> They never heard: ‘Where’s the Beef?’, ‘I’d walk a mile for a Camel ‘ or ‘de plane Boss, de plane’.
> McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.
> They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.
> Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
> Notice the larger type?
> That’s for those of us who have trouble reading.
> P.S. Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
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