Perception is your reality: AGE

Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today…

> The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1992.

> They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

> The CD was introduced two years before they were born.

> They have always had an answering machine.

> They have always had cable.

> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

> Popcorn has always been microwaved.

> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

> They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.

> They never heard: ‘Where’s the Beef?’, ‘I’d walk a mile for a Camel ‘ or ‘de plane Boss, de plane’.

> McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.

> They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.

> Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.

> Notice the larger type?

> That’s for those of us who have trouble reading.

> P.S. Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.

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